Drinkable Poop-Water in Wisconsin

Yes, you read right, kids. A farmer in Wisconsin claims to have developed a method to strain the water out of his cows' poop (or is it strain the poop scraps out of the water?) to the point where it's safe for humans to drink the water. Note that the photo on the left is what's left of the poop scraps after he removes the water.

Hmm. Well, we at Potty Mouth have spent an inordinate amount of time drinking Wisconsin water, and we've always known it to be "hard water" which contain lots of particulate matter (that's mineral salts for you kids at home, NOT poop scraps!). And granted, the farmer in question doesn't want to start pumping his poop water into state office water coolers in Madison, he just wants permission to release the purified water into the environment...

Wisconsin Farmer Claims to Purify Cow Poop Water to Drinkable State