Saturday, September 13, 2008

Cover Up Your Poop Sounds With Easy Listening Muzak


The best thing about this product, "Toilet Tunes," is the ultra-cheesy video they use to demonstrate it. Because this is uptight America, they have to have a flaccid, noisy moisturizer bottle act as stand-in for what we all know they're really trying to portray: overhearing your date's noisy poop-sounds! And of course, the whole concept of covering up your greasy bowel growls with recorded sounds was thought up long ago by the ever-resourceful Japanese.

Still, Monday Adventure Club and Potty Mouth heartily endorses this new toilet-related product. And, like the video shows, you can sleep with it, too!

Toilet Tunes Video

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