Thursday, April 30, 2009

Elephant Poop Camera Catches Cute Lion Cubs in Action

Okay, this is the cutest use of elephant poop--or maybe any poop!--that we here at Potty Mouth have seen in a while. They hide a camera in a pile of elephant poop to snap secret pictures of adorable lion cubs at play. Brilliant!

Secret Ele-Poop Cam Shoots Lion Cubs

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

House of Shit

You know the slang term "brick shithouse"? Well this story is about building your house out of bricks made of shit--literally. Anything for conservation, folks...

Living in a Shithouse

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Spiffed-Up US Version of "Squat and Smile"

Harrrumph! This toilet don't look so revolutionary or ergonomic in any new way to me...and I'll bet this high-falutin' all-blue space-age construction from one of my former employers (Arizona State...shudder) costs a lot more than a good 'ole "Squat and Gobble" (Sit and Smile) like you can get all over Asia for a...er....smile...

Asian Squat and Smile Design Passed Off as Futuristic Toilet

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Potty Mouth Episode 13: Dude, Where's My Sink?



That's right, kids...it's a brand-new edition of Potty Mouth (tm), and this one's not even from the archives, it was produced last November as part of the MAC Reunion Special! In this episode, Bong and On investigate a California studio apartment with, shall we say, a "nontraditional plumbing arrangement."

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Tweeting Your Farts on Twitter

Here's one I bet you kids at home haven't run across yet, despite the booming (heheh) popularity of Twitter these days: some genius has rigged up his office chair so that it automatically tweets a report of his workaday farts on Twitter. If you'd care to follow him--though, heheh, not too closely, we hope!--see the link below. Likewise if you'd like to build your own fart-detecting Twitter chair.

Follow the Farting Office Worker on Twitter

Build Your Own Fart-Detecting, Tweeting Office Chair

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Toilet of the Future Here Today

Okay, all you Potty Mouth fetishists: check out this sleek and smooth baby! And make sure to read the accompanying literature; besides mandatory comfort features like seat-warming (about time we caught up to the Japanese!), this unit features things like "washlet cleaning functions" ("You can pick from different washes such an oscillating wash or a soft wash, and also select if you wish to use the air-drying feature"), "Clever CeFiONtect glazing and a Tornado Flush"...sign me up!!

Toilet of the Future

Soccer Player Reprimanded for Farting


Talk about weapons of mass destruction! In England, a soccer player (they call them "footballers" over there) was given a penalty warning by a referee for farting! Next time, I'm sure he'll remember to use his silencer...! heheheheh

Soccer Player Warned for Farting