Hanoi Taxi Drivers Fined...for Peeing?!

Now, we here at Potty Mouth are always grateful for administrative efforts to keep the streets clean and hygienic...and lord knows, we know how men of every culture and nation love to exercise their ease to relieve themselves in the #1 fashion pretty much wherever they please...but folks, we've been to Vietnam, and pee in Hanoi is not the major problem that needs attending to...it's poop in Saigon!  Let's just say, any well-informed pedestrian in that southern metropolis knows to give a wide berth to any fence (such as those erected around construction sites), for fear of the odors that may come wafting over from the other side, due to males scaling the fence for quick relief...    That said, the diligence of the Hanoi constabulary needs to be acknowledged in this incident.

Hanoi Taxi Drivers Fined for Public Peeing

Solution for Pee Splatter

Not sure how many guys are actually going to be willing to kneel when they pee simply to avoid splatter, but this invention does have that Japanese pop culture cuteness factor going for it...linked page is in Japanese, but I think you kids at home can figure it out...

Japanese Kneeling Pee-Splatter Avoider

Website Tells You When to Pee

...in the middle of a movie, that is! Runpee.com will provide you with exactly the best moments in a given movie to step out for a few minutes to the bathroom, so that you'll miss the least important moments in the film. Not bad...as long as you don't have to poop!! Heheh, I didn't say it, I didn't say "poop"...

Runpee.com