Hanoi Taxi Drivers Fined...for Peeing?!

Now, we here at Potty Mouth are always grateful for administrative efforts to keep the streets clean and hygienic...and lord knows, we know how men of every culture and nation love to exercise their ease to relieve themselves in the #1 fashion pretty much wherever they please...but folks, we've been to Vietnam, and pee in Hanoi is not the major problem that needs attending to...it's poop in Saigon!  Let's just say, any well-informed pedestrian in that southern metropolis knows to give a wide berth to any fence (such as those erected around construction sites), for fear of the odors that may come wafting over from the other side, due to males scaling the fence for quick relief...    That said, the diligence of the Hanoi constabulary needs to be acknowledged in this incident.

Hanoi Taxi Drivers Fined for Public Peeing

$5,000 Reward for San Fran Porta-Potty Arsonist

The Clorox Company has offered a $5,000 reward AND a year's worth of cleaning supplies(!) for information leading to the capture of the Porta-Potty Arsonist who's been terrorizing San Francisco's movable outhouse community.

What? You didn't know about the Porta-Potty Arsonist? Check out these links:

One of Many Stories on the Porta-Potty Arsonist

Google Map Mashup of Torched Porta-Potties

Kid Kicked Out of School for Farting

Man, those must've been some stinkers!! Talk about Weapons of Mass Destruction... And not only was he suspended, he was apparently ARRESTED!

Kid Kicked Out of School for "Passing Gas"

Ilegal Wood Under Your Butt

This New Yorker article (here in video form) documents the journey of wood obtained from illegal logging in Russia to the toilet seat you buy in Walmart. The solution? Buy porcelain (or whatever they're making old-style toilet seats out of nowadays! And at any rate, don't shop in Walmart.

From the Illegal Russian Logging Trade to your Potty

Police Seek Man in Theft of Urinal Parts

Some guy in Sacramento, disguised as a plumber, has been going around to public restrooms stealing parts of the urinals! If it's a fetish of some kind, I don't wanna know about it...personally, I'm reminded of the guy on the TV show M.A.S.H. in the 70s, stealing an army jeep by sending it home, piece-by-piece...

Police Seek Urinal Thief

Fart Charges Dropped

You know we're digging deep here on Potty Mouth when we link to Perez Hilton's blog...but what can I say? It's been a slow week for potty and poop-related news. Hopefully next week things will start "moving" again, heheh.

But we leave you with this follow up to a story I had never heard the first part of: apparently this guy gets picked up for drunk driving, and while being detained, the cops won't let him use the bathroom. So he farts at them, and they charge him with assault for said flatulent aggression. Hmm, must have been a slow day for them, too. Anyway, they've dropped the charges now...

Fart Charges Dropped