...in the middle of a movie, that is! Runpee.com will provide you with exactly the best moments in a given movie to step out for a few minutes to the bathroom, so that you'll miss the least important moments in the film. Not bad...as long as you don't have to poop!! Heheh, I didn't say it, I didn't say "poop"...
From the often annoying tech-blog Gizmodo comes a very practical useful musing, from a guest blogger who's done time on the Space Shuttle, on everything you've ever wanted to know (and some stuff you probably didn't want to know!) about how to poop and pee in space, from Mercury to the Shuttle. Disgustingly fascinating!
From our ever-creative, eco-minded friends in Japan, we have this snappy little practical item for $900 US: you put your food and pet poop into it, and it produces compost for your garden! Oh yeah, and it's shaped like a dog...though we don't think it will mind if you throw your kitty or hamster poop into it as well. And if you can't tell, we're going for a record number of instances of the word poop in a single post. How'd we do?
Okay, this is the cutest use of elephant poop--or maybe any poop!--that we here at Potty Mouth have seen in a while. They hide a camera in a pile of elephant poop to snap secret pictures of adorable lion cubs at play. Brilliant! Secret Ele-Poop Cam Shoots Lion Cubs
You know the slang term "brick shithouse"? Well this story is about building your house out of bricks made of shit--literally. Anything for conservation, folks...
Harrrumph! This toilet don't look so revolutionary or ergonomic in any new way to me...and I'll bet this high-falutin' all-blue space-age construction from one of my former employers (Arizona State...shudder) costs a lot more than a good 'ole "Squat and Gobble" (Sit and Smile) like you can get all over Asia for a...er....smile... Asian Squat and Smile Design Passed Off as Futuristic Toilet
That's right, kids...it's a brand-new edition of Potty Mouth (tm), and this one's not even from the archives, it was produced last November as part of the MAC Reunion Special! In this episode, Bong and On investigate a California studio apartment with, shall we say, a "nontraditional plumbing arrangement."