One-Handed Toilet Paper Dispenser

Leave it to our friends the Japanese, potty-mouths (and potty-minded) that they are (and you know I mean that in a totally positive way!) to come up with the latest advance in low-tech toilet paper dispense mechanisms. Though I don't know about you folks, but I already only use one hand when performing my toilette, as it were... From Diginfo.

New Advances in Toilet Paper Dispensing Technology

Optimal Toilet Paper Length: A Scholarly Analysis

If you can understand British English, you may enjoy this "article" on professors coming up with an equation to compute the ideal length of toilet paper required to remove all of the "poo" from one's "backside". Cute.

Optimal Toilet Paper Length

Fish in a (Working) Urinal

Now, we reported to you last month about the aquarium flush-tank toilet, but this one is a bit much...kinda cruel to the fish, I'd say! From Wired for Strange blog.

Chinese Restaurant Keeps Fish in Urinal

Outhouse Racing

Well, we've seen the jet-powered outhouse, and this weekend in Virginia City, Nevada, they held a potty-fest complete with outhouse races! Potty Mouth approved!

Outhouse Racing in Nevada

Put Down That Toilet Seat!

C'mon guys--just like your wife or girlfriend is always telling you. And NO, it's not so they don't accidentally sit down on cold, piss-covered porcelain in the middle of the night (eeewww!), this time it's to save the environment.

Seems the Japanese environmental protection agency has launched a campaign to get folks to put the toilet seat down...something about reducing CO2 emissions. Now if only we could harness all that methane gas...

Put the Toilet Seat Down and Save the Planet

Briefcase Toilet

Continuing our movable toilet theme, check this one out: for the busy executive or traveling salesperson, I guess! Hopefully you won't leak poop or pee onto that important document you have to get signed by the client in Amsterdam...!! From Trendhunter Magazine.

Toilet-in-a-Briefcase

Toilets to Go--With "Dignity"

Here's the latest in "green toilets" (and NO, I'm not referring to how it will look after you use it!): a portable toilet you screw into the ground, use for about a week, and then unscrew and move to a different location! Crazy!

Portable "Dignity Toilet"