The Butt-Sprayer vs Toilet Paper Debate Rages On

Today, we have this lovely essay from the blog Utter Insanity on the important butt-sprayer vs. TP question that has plagued humankind throughout the ages (you know where Potty Mouth weighs in on the debate!), with a link to yet another interesting article on the subject within the blog article. The writer also mentions something I hadn't really heard of or thought about before--though it makes sense that it exists--"moist toilet paper"! Check it out and decide for yourself.

Butt-Sprayer vs. TP vs. Moist Toilet Paper

One-Handed Toilet Paper Dispenser

Leave it to our friends the Japanese, potty-mouths (and potty-minded) that they are (and you know I mean that in a totally positive way!) to come up with the latest advance in low-tech toilet paper dispense mechanisms. Though I don't know about you folks, but I already only use one hand when performing my toilette, as it were... From Diginfo.

New Advances in Toilet Paper Dispensing Technology

Optimal Toilet Paper Length: A Scholarly Analysis

If you can understand British English, you may enjoy this "article" on professors coming up with an equation to compute the ideal length of toilet paper required to remove all of the "poo" from one's "backside". Cute.

Optimal Toilet Paper Length

Three-Ply Toilet Paper to Debut 9/15

A big day, no doubt, for those of you with sensitive butts: toilet paper just got softer.

Of course, those of us who are truly evolved use butt-sprayers...

Three-Ply Toilet Paper Available Soon