Vibrating Toilet Seat

No kids, despite the language in the article title for this story, "Local Man Creates Vibrating Toilet Seat," it's not an Onion joke story (shades of "Area Man"), this is real: this guy creating a potty seat that vibrates in order to "stimulate" the user...hmm. Well, to each her own, I guess...

Vibrating Toilet Seat

One-Handed Toilet Paper Dispenser

Leave it to our friends the Japanese, potty-mouths (and potty-minded) that they are (and you know I mean that in a totally positive way!) to come up with the latest advance in low-tech toilet paper dispense mechanisms. Though I don't know about you folks, but I already only use one hand when performing my toilette, as it were... From Diginfo.

New Advances in Toilet Paper Dispensing Technology