Reverse Sewage System to Power UK Homes

In Manchester, England, they've figured out a way to directly poop-power homes with biomethane gas (converted from city sewage). The gas is pumped directly into people's homes! That's right, kids...you flush your poop down the toilet, and then they send it back to you! Craaaazy!

Reverse Sewer System to Power Homes in Manchester

Soccer Player Reprimanded for Farting

Talk about weapons of mass destruction! In England, a soccer player (they call them "footballers" over there) was given a penalty warning by a referee for farting! Next time, I'm sure he'll remember to use his silencer...! heheheheh

Soccer Player Warned for Farting

Optimal Toilet Paper Length: A Scholarly Analysis

If you can understand British English, you may enjoy this "article" on professors coming up with an equation to compute the ideal length of toilet paper required to remove all of the "poo" from one's "backside". Cute.

Optimal Toilet Paper Length