George W. Bush Memorial Urinal

As most of you adventure clubbers know, we here at Potty Mouth (tm) usually steer clear of politics, but we just couldn't resist spotlighting the latest piece by artist Clark Sorensen: a George W. Bush urinal! Hurry and pick one up, San Francisco residents, and maybe you can have the singular honor of sending your pee through the Presidential Potty straight through to the proposed (renamed) George W. Bush Sewage Plant, on the ballot next week in the City by the Bay. It's a positively poetic thought!

George W. Bush Urinal by Clark Sorensen

Ultra-Realism from Japan

Hmm, this is the kind of graphic art we don't need to see in the morning... It's a poster telling people to scoop their dog's poop and...well, you can see for yourself. That ain't special effects, folks.

Courtesy of the wonderful blog Tokyo Mango.

Ultra-Realistic Japanese Curb-Your-Dog Poster

French Man Sucked Into Train Toilet

A guy on a high-speed train in France dropped his cellphone into the train's toilet. Not thinking about--or not knowing--the fact that those toilets have an automatic flushing mechanism stimulated by the presence of, er, objects in the toilet bowl (heheh...I didn't say "poop"!), the guy reached in for his phone, the flusher kicked in, and his arm was trapped in the toilet bowl!

Follow the link below for all the gory details. We are reminded, of course, of two somewhat related stories: the infamous obese woman supposedly stuck on the airplane toilet (investigated later by Mythbusters, as reported here by Poop Report), and our own classic Potty Mouth episode, "Bowls on the Go". Though luckily, we didn't stick any appendages in the (admittedly low-tech) Thai train toilet. Oh yeah, and we would be remiss without a Trainspotting reference as well (see photo above)...

Man's Arm Trapped in Train Toilet

Another Potty Mouth Episode Online!

That's right kids, yet another classic episode from the Potty Mouth Archives has been unleashed. In this 2002 classic, On is on her own (as it were) in Tokyo, where she visits her friend Dave and gives us a tour of his high-tech Japanese bathroom.

Remember that you can download the entire Potty Mouth Colllector's Edition DVD (tm) here as a disk image. It contains not only snazzy "interactive menus" (don't you love when they list that as a "feature" on all DVDs?!) and all Season One and Two episodes, but also secret extras you can't get anywhere else, like Potty Mouth in Laos 2005 and the fabled "Ancestral Crapper" episode, banned in Syracuse.

Direct Link to the Potty Mouth Episode 11

Fart and Lower Your Blood Pressure

It's all here in this latest study (by scientists, using mice, so it's gotta be true): your stinky farts may help to lower your blood pressure. Great news for many Americans, who have high blood pressure because they're overweight, and have stinky farts because they eat so much junk...

Stinky Farts May Lower Blood Pressure

Sit or Squat

This is exciting: a much-needed website not only telling us where the public restrooms are, but whether they're actually worthy of lowering one's butt to the seat!! And now, soon to be an iPhone App!! The title kinda reminds us of a classic Potty Mouth Episode, too.

Sit or Squat

The Butt-Sprayer vs Toilet Paper Debate Rages On

Today, we have this lovely essay from the blog Utter Insanity on the important butt-sprayer vs. TP question that has plagued humankind throughout the ages (you know where Potty Mouth weighs in on the debate!), with a link to yet another interesting article on the subject within the blog article. The writer also mentions something I hadn't really heard of or thought about before--though it makes sense that it exists--"moist toilet paper"! Check it out and decide for yourself.

Butt-Sprayer vs. TP vs. Moist Toilet Paper