Soccer Player Reprimanded for Farting

Talk about weapons of mass destruction! In England, a soccer player (they call them "footballers" over there) was given a penalty warning by a referee for farting! Next time, I'm sure he'll remember to use his silencer...! heheheheh

Soccer Player Warned for Farting

Dog Poops Out $400

We've heard stories like this before, but this one is noteworthy because of the overuse of bad poop (and other) puns by CNN, heheh...oh yeah, and one of the comments on the YouTube posting of it: "I only watched this because it's about poop." We here at Potty Mouth know what you mean, buddy. We know what you mean.

$5,000 Reward for San Fran Porta-Potty Arsonist

The Clorox Company has offered a $5,000 reward AND a year's worth of cleaning supplies(!) for information leading to the capture of the Porta-Potty Arsonist who's been terrorizing San Francisco's movable outhouse community.

What? You didn't know about the Porta-Potty Arsonist? Check out these links:

One of Many Stories on the Porta-Potty Arsonist

Google Map Mashup of Torched Porta-Potties

Odor-Eating Pants in Space

Ever mindful of easing the tensions of living in close quarters with other biological units for long periods of time, NASA has seen fit to address the fact that said biological units--otherwise known as humans--tend to emit various noxious smells from the groin and butt region from time to time. And hey, I didn't say it, I didn't say "fart" or "sweaty crotch smell," heheheh.

So they invented these crazy britches here, which a brave astronaut is testing out on this very space shuttle mission:

Odor-Eating Space Pants from NASA

Hand Dryers of the World

This is sooooo Potty Mouth! This guy has created a Flickr set of hand dryers from a wide range of public restrooms. And we approve.

Hand Dryers of the World on Flickr

Ski Slope Toilet Scares the Poop Out of You!

Ah, the Japanese...what will they think of next? Talk about attention to detail... From Coloribus.

Japanese Ski Resort Theme Bathroom

Farts Are Funny!

Okay, they say on the website that this is a "kid using a fart machine" during the city council meeting...and yeah, we assume the two blonde-headed boys laughing are the culprits...but I mean, how do we really know?! Thanks to Erik Davis of Deathpower for the link.

Kid Uses Fart Machine During City Council Meeting - watch more funny videos