Hmm, you'd think if they could afford a ring that expensive, they'd eat at a fancier restaurant than the "Black Bear Diner"...
We've all heard the urban myth about how you can dissolve a human tooth by soaking it in Coca Cola, right? Well, this one's apparently true: you can use everyone's favorite abrasive, acidic soft drink to clean those scary-looking ground-in poop stains out of your crapper!
This is so great, I never knew about this: apparently in the Catalan tradition in Spain, in all nativity scenes there's a figure taking a poop behind the baby Jeebus! And the figure is often made to look like a current political figure. Read more about this and more poop-related Catalan Xmas traditions on this post on the wonderful blog I Let My Fists Do the Talkin':
Man, those must've been some stinkers!! Talk about Weapons of Mass Destruction... And not only was he suspended, he was apparently ARRESTED!
No kids, despite the language in the article title for this story, "Local Man Creates Vibrating Toilet Seat," it's not an Onion joke story (shades of "Area Man"), this is real: this guy creating a potty seat that vibrates in order to "stimulate" the user...hmm. Well, to each her own, I guess...
Oh boy, are you Potty Mouth fans gonna love this! A whole museum devoted to poop! You can look at it, you can learn about it, and best of all, you can say "poop" and not get in trouble! Excruciatingly well-documented by Babelhut.
